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tongue deaf 

Completely lacking in the ability to taste. Might as well have put cigarettes out on their tongue.
"Holy shit did you see Alice putting ketchup on that 100 day dry aged Wagyu Ribeye?!"
"Yeah, she ordered it well done- she's completely tongue deaf, got a palate like a racoon!"
tongue deaf by Shroot August 10, 2021

Tongue Miner 

When you’re eating out a robust women and you find little treats in the pussy and surrounding folds
Chris found three balls of toilet paper, some floss and a tampon string when playing tongue miner with his PWAG!
Tongue Miner by Noah Evan Goslee October 6, 2021

Tongue Guy 

A reprobate (Typically a male inbred from Iowa) who has the inability to keep their tongue in their mouth. If their picture is ever taken, you can rest assured that their tongue will be sticking out no matter what.
We laughed at Tongue Guy in a picture, and were then informed that it was in fact someone’s stepdad.
Tongue Guy by UncleGubGubGubsy November 6, 2021

tongue out forehead up

you get hella hoes and hottest person in every room u step in
Damn she always does that damn pose she probably got niggas on her body bcz of the tongue out forehead up

Tongue puncher

Tongue punching the act of licking an elderly woman’s asshole after a date at tacobell
That baby grandma looks like she needs a tongue puncher in her purse
Tongue puncher by Furryfrickerfred February 13, 2023

Tongue kiss 

when making out with someone the action of the one tongue interacting with the other persons while they rub and lick against each other.
We were making out and she wanted to switch it up so we started tongue kissing. Felt odd.