rewind time

Yaaaaaaah, it's rewind time! Yeah if I controlled rewind I'd want Fortnite, and Marques Brownlee. Is this what you wanted? You know who I would've asked for? Quit horsing around, play me some of that jumping music. There's one thing this video needs, KPOP! Can I have a royal wedding? Yeah but, you're marrying bongo cat. Wait, what? Rewind needs more science! Could we do an experiment? Love that, melting lipsticks. I want to eat something! Mukbang! Mukbang! Here's to all women in 2018 for finding their voices. It's nice seeing how women grew and were empowered. Can we give a moment to working moms? Let's do it! To everyone who taught. Or learned something new this year. And to all the refugees and anyone looking for a home. All of us should send a toast to the kids who follow their dreams. I want to thank the whole community that always supports us during our best and worst. We are a family. We are a team. Family is everything. I wanna give a moment to everyone who supported me when I got sick. All of the messages and comments like that made me feel like I wasn't alone. We're forgetting something, I think we should read the comments. Yeah I have a feeling this is about to get a little bit crazy. Let's give the people what they want. Ahahahaha, ah that's hot, that's hot!

'Yaaaaaaaah, it's rewind time!' - Will Smith

by legopiece32557 June 1, 2021

wise man time

The period in which, after self prompted ejaculation, you reflect in your now non hormonal state at what you have done. Was it right? Do you need to change? Usually a depressing, yet enlightening time, only to be washed away with the next hormonal surge.

‘Bruh, I feel like a Seion rn tbh’
‘Yeah bruh, need some wise man time after gettin blue balls like that’

by some broke nigga August 2, 2019

Danny’s time

when one wants to get shit faced on a Friday night

He is shit faced, what the fuck is he doing talking to the old people in the bar? That’s danny and it Friday, it’s Danny’s time

by Lil. Drop Punt April 11, 2020

The Quarantine Time Paradox

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

secret good time

A phrase to describe when someone is so introverted that even when they are having a really good time you would never know it.

I knew that I’d given him the perfect birthday celebration but as I closely watched his face I could glean absolutely nothing at all because he is the master of having an entirely secret good time.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

Stains of Time

The Badass Theme Song Of Monsoon. Memes. The DNA of the soul.

Wash away the anger
Here I stand beneath
The warm and soothing rain
The droplets falling
Gently down on the terrain
Wash away the sorrow
All the stains of time
But there's no memory
It's only dry inside
In the mud and sinking deeper
Into a peaceful life
And it will come
Like a flood of pain
Pouring down on me
And it will not let up
Until the end is here
And it will come
Through the darkest day
In my final hour
And it will never rest
Until the clouds are clear
Until it finds my dreams have disappeared
My dreams disappear

by SpoonNamedJamie May 10, 2022

top ten onii chans of all time

you use this word to be sexier than ur moms house uwu owo

person 1: ur dumb
person 2: top ten onii chans of all time

by daddybunkins March 10, 2022