Dutch Trombone

Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.

Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.

My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Dutch ATM

When friends split paying for a meal and one person pays everything with a credit card and the others give that person cash.

She never has any cash on her when we go out, so we always end up going Dutch ATM.

by Mailgirl333 September 7, 2018

Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.

Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank

by Teebster0 June 6, 2018

dutch toilet

A rare phenomenon that a turd is so solid it stands up out of the toilet bowl only to collapse hit the balls and destroy everything in its path.

Boy that was a really good Dutch Toilet - it was so big it even hit Remi’s balls.,

by Buford C Cabhash April 14, 2022

dutch paddle

Similar to a dutch rudder but the for the female counterpart. When another person moves the arm for a woman while she Paddles the pink canoe. A form of masterbation with friends.

Jas gave Angie a dutch paddle last night.

by John Swan November 25, 2006

Dutch Farewell

When you knock a girl on the head with your wooden shoe after or while having sex with her. This is often done by drunk Dutch guys who realize, when starting to sober up, what the girl actually looks like.

The tap on the head will leave her unconscious or at the very least dazed and confused, hereby buying the guy enough time to make a quick and quiet escape. In addition, the guy will leave the clog on the bed next to her so that she has something to remember him by.

When the roles are reversed the name for this scenario is commonly known as Clog Knockout. In reference to the shoe as well as the girl that was obviously out of the guy's league.

Male: Dude! Why didn't you warn me when I took that monster home! Now I just had to give her a Dutch Farewell when I was able to see in 3D again and noticed how fugly she was!!
Damn! That Dutch supermodel that I picked up yesterday gave me a Clog Knockout when she realized what I looked like. Well that will teach not to try and get girls that far out of my league...

Female: OMG!! I was feeling so great doing that gorgeous guy yesterday! To bad that when he sobered up and looked me in the face, he immediately gave me a Dutch Farewell...
I can't believe I let that ugly monkey take me home yesterday!! I really need to stop drinking so damn much! Thank God I sobered up and gave him a Clog Knockout before he got my pants down!!

by GMMC February 8, 2010

Dutch Christening

The act of blowing ass in the face of someone bent over and drinking from a water fountain.

Warren thought he was drinking well water, but Mike had just given him a Dutch Christening.

by $bmoney$ January 16, 2009