john

a #baller who is awesome at everything and is the best basketball player ever who lived. he is the best at everything and u are worse than him.

"o my god, did you see how I played in the game? I played like a john!!!!!"

by ricegumhater November 4, 2016

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John

Very handsome sweet kind he’s usually 5’11 blue eyes nice smile did drugs one point of his life he has many many many hoesssss when he talks to a girl he doesn’t talk to other girls very sexy and amazing body great wardrobe and the best hair ! :)

Girl-Is that JOHN?

Girl2-yessss. hes so hot

Girl-god damn I want him in my pants
Girl2-mhm that’s definitely a JOHN.

by lovelivelaugh20897 August 5, 2018

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John

An ugly douchebag who will never get a girlfriend because he's annoying.

Abigail: Oh look, it's John..!
Ella: I know, he's so ugly. THATS EVEN WHAT HIS NAME MEANS..!

Abigail: makes sense!!

by flowergirl12 May 2, 2017

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john

a boy that is pretty stupid and has a smoll penis :)

wow you are a john of a man

by you are a john July 27, 2020

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John

A very cute sexy nice smart guy who cares a lot for the ones he love and when you look in he's eyes you feel like you can tell him every thing on your mined💚💚 and he is the one that I love so back the fuck off girls he's mine

John

by Pokemon is where love is💚 March 10, 2017

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John

A guy who finesses his way through life. Everyone wants a John because he was born to finesse and make the most money without trying. His finesse game is too strong for his rivals, so they tend to get very jealous. He's a guy with a big heart, but it takes someone special to bring out certain emotions and feelings. Overall he's a handful and a John doesn't take shit from nobody.

John loves to drink.....juice.

by A person with no name November 20, 2016

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