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thanksgiving diet

a miracle cure to the weight you gain from gorging yourself on ridiculous amounts of food. all you do is drink the grease from the pans, drink the leftover gravy, and then go to taco bell and eat burritoes all day. the next day, all of your thanksgiving weight will be in the toilet. amazing!!!!
after using the thanksgiving diet, even on days other than thanksgiving, i lost 484307 pounds!!!! whooooo!!!!
by arch king 89 November 28, 2005
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Thanosing

Wanda: I’m going to be thanosing later today!
Ricardo: Oh cool you’re gonna... wait what?
Wanda: Yup! *pulls out a large knife*
by Lover.Of.Bok.Choy April 28, 2019
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Thanos

1. A fairly common given name in Greece.

2. In the fictional Marvel Comics Universe, "Lord" Thanos (derived from Thanatos, God of Death) is a tall buff purple alien supervillain with a washboard chin and dark, gleaming eyes. He was born on Saturn's moon Titan to the race called the Eternals, but later nuked his homeworld from orbit. He worships his deity/lover, Mistress Death, and often tries to gain power so as to destroy entire galaxies or universes in Death's service. Eventually he died and joined Mistress Death as her consort.

3. Rev. Dr. Thanos Q. "Elohim" Endrizzi, Ph.D., the avatar / online persona of the Founder and Lord High Reverend of the secretive Church of Metaversalism, which claims that all possible Gods and universes exist. Dr. Thanos is famed for promoting Metaversalist ideas on various social networks as well as in Second Life. His appearance resembles Marvel's Thanos, except he has bushy white hair and glasses. His character bio says he's based on Marvel's character, but reformed since his old days, and is trying to save the universe, not destroy it. Many agree that Dr. Thanos has a keen mind, and is a clear , logical thinker with a solid understanding of a wide range of math and science concepts. He's often complimented on his clear explanations, but has also been accused of being long-winded, arrogant, and overly confident in his philosophy.

3. Anyone who has similar characteristics to either of the above two versions of Thanos.
Person A: "Wow, that guy's such a Thanos..."
Person B: "The Marvel kind?"
Person A: "No, like Dr. Thanos."
Person B: "Nah, no one's as smart as Dr. Thanos."
by drthanos2 February 3, 2010
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thangs

Can mean a number of things including guns, drugs, and pussy. It's usually used in place of those things as a means to be discrete about discussing those type of things, particularly the former two.
"I ran up on him wit the thang-thang, ya heard".

"Lemme get two of them thangs".

"Ayo ma, why don't you gimme that thang".
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Aww Thanks

Said by a straight single female to a straight single male friend, in the hopes of reminding him to immediately get back into the confines of the friend zone, and to never attempt to escape from it again.
“You’re one of the most intelligent and beautiful women I’ve ever met in my life. Women like you are truly special.”

“Aww Thanks”
by Definition Maker 12 July 10, 2018
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five cougars thanks

The catch-cry to any woman with large breasts, or more amusingly, any man with large man boobs.

This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)
(Yelled at a fat cricketer who comes on to bat) Five cougars thanks!
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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thanks in advance

The last sentence found in questions asked by most people online. Commonly found in help forums or almost everywhere.

Often looked down upon by others, especially as a first impression.
"Can I get help with this function?

Thanks in advance!"
by Deathspawn February 5, 2010
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