Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.
CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation
-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death
-Hopeless Romantic
CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation
-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death
-Hopeless Romantic
by AshKetchum1223 July 10, 2018
Get the TE (Turtle Egg)mug. North Mexican slang.
In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.
The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.
Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.
The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.
Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.
Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.
You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.
You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024
Get the Te va cargar la vergamug. A really queer song about drinking diabetes juice made by Coca Cola corporation, targeting vulnerable Mexicans and Latinos
by Accidental Arsonist March 20, 2023
Get the Te mueves tú, se mueven todosmug. Diddy:I love her but I feel like I need a word that means more.
Rhianna:Just say te amblblb she’ll love it.
Rhianna:Just say te amblblb she’ll love it.
by Galad August 21, 2025
Get the Te amblblbmug. 
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Yo Te Peligro Te Yo <.7.9.7.6.>mug. 