Table Top Hot

A girl who is hot from the table top up...
Pretty face/nice boobs above the table....large waste/legs below the table
You can’t tell she is fat/huge until she gets up from the table

That Chic last night was table top hot...I didn’t realize it until she got up togo to the bath room...

by Stephanie Grimes July 13, 2019

Table tennis

When you pass a girl around but she gets tired.

"Hey, are you up for some table tennis?"
"Nah, bro. I'd have to ask mum again. You know how it goes."

by patjbn August 4, 2019

Table Eater

An anime girl who uses tables to masturbate as her vagina is so loose.

Hey man, I was watching some Table Eater porn yesterday.

by EpicXMoo June 7, 2011

table stalk

the act of stalking someone or watching them from across a table or other form of surface and noticing subtleties that others would not be aware of. this usually applies to close friends but can sometimes relate to a plain old creeper

while table stalking, panda learned that adventure boy eats fermented milk (viili) from his home country of scandinavia/finlandia. this came as quite a shock because viili happens to be lactic acid bacteria which is disgusting

by Tomato Pandaa March 27, 2009

table txting

to put your keyboard cell phone down on a table and place your hand(s) on it and type your txt message like a keyboard on a computer.

I was at a fast food place and I had a burger in my hand, but I had to txt someone, so I started table txting with my free hand.

by blizzblast December 14, 2010

Table Beer

A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.

He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.

by Mr. Jamen, Esq. October 22, 2011

table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab

While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.

by EmpySee September 26, 2013