tool

a stupid Jock named, Matt Donovan of Vampire Diaries.

Matt Donovan is a the biggest tool, and is also known as Captain Cardboard

by Mrs Niklaus The Orginal Wife June 15, 2011

Tool

1. A male penis.
2. Your cock.
3. A device for fixing things.

1. Fuck with me, and I'll kill you with my tool.
2. I used a tool to fix my bleeding anus.

by Boles March 22, 2003

tool

Appraiser or more specifically, a commercial real estate appraiser in Chicago.

That appraiser is a real tool.

by Kermitdafrog May 18, 2006

tool

Someone who kisses ass to get friends

peter had so much shit on his lips tonight. he is a fucking tool.

by sopestarr January 21, 2007

tool

Someone who thinks being a tool is a good thing, and reckons that having yu-gi-oh cards will get them chicks.

Tool1: So you like yugioh babe?
Chick: No!!! Bye!!!
Tool2: So.... wanna buy a yugioh dragon?
Tool1: Yeah ill get more chicks then for sure!!!

by Spills1 September 07, 2006

tool

A person who thinks they are really cool, when in reality the whole world thinks they are an idiot. This person is actually NOT cool, and potentially has spikey hair and/or wears timberlands with the pants tucked in. This person may think that they are ghetto when they are actually quite white, or they might know all the words to madonna songs.

Hey that kid Kyle is such a tool, he tucks his jeans into his timberlands.
Could you stop being such a tool? You're making me want to slap you.

by beast at life, and you know it December 01, 2005

tool

Someone who says stupid things and comments all the time.

Jeremy is a tool

by mask123 March 17, 2009