thread-shitting

What golden canadian robots do on threads they don't personally like.

3PO: If it weren't for me arguing, this thread would die, so you should THANK me. It is definitely not thread-shitting.

by Thready January 18, 2008

threadless

a website in which many trendsters go to buy artist's t-shirts. very artsy, and emo.

girl 1: "hey, that boy has a bloody heart on his black t-shirt."
girl 2: "he must've got it from threadless."

by sweaterr. December 2, 2005

thread

A really small dick.

His dick is like thread. He should take up sewing.

by Poundthatasstrophizer March 13, 2009

Thready

An overworked kid, that spends too much time on his pc. (and is wholesome)

That man is a thready.

by CarlTheCreeper August 21, 2020

Multi-threading

Having multiple conversations with the same people in different social media

In messenger:
Yo where the beezys at?

In snapchat:
The weather's so nice outside

On twitter:
Have you seen the latest sporting news?

Dude you're multi-threading again!

by skittlemanafricanus June 16, 2016

eyebrow threading

A type of facial treatment that is the result of a person frantically wiping their face to protect their eyes after someone haphazardly ejaculates onto their face. The medial edge of the hand is used to wipe away the ejaculate that hangs from the brow ridge in an upward motion, which results in the thixotropic substance being stretched into thin threads that remain on the eyebrows.

I was surprised how pretty the bukkake star was after I saw her without the eyebrow threading.

by articulatetheobscene November 2, 2014

Trap Thread

A facebook email/wall post written to you from a trap requesting that you see them in a social setting. A kind friend will usually comment on such a post with the words 'posting in trap thread' to remind recipient that they have been targeted by a trap.

Trap: Hey! We should totally do something friday nite!
Recipient of trap message: ok
Person 1#: Posting in trap thread
Person 2#: IT'S A TRAP

by monpoulet September 5, 2010