60 inch thong

Your fat moms large underwear that id rather not see.

When i went to your moms house last night she was in a 40 acre bra and 60 inch thong.

by bob joe bob November 4, 2006

No Thong

Name of person that forgets to put her thong undies on.

Kim dropped her pants and realized she forgot to put her thong on

by Richard N. September 20, 2003

Double-thong

or Double thonging it, is when someone wears the same thong underwear two or more days in a row. Can also be altered to triple, or quad thonging it, as the situation dictates.

"oh man, she wore that yesterday! I can't believe she double-thonged it!"

by Keegan Tyler August 9, 2008

Better to be strong than wear a thong

Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.

Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.

by GainTrain June 1, 2014

Shipman Thong

The most extreme and durable of all underwear tricks. An improvised and uncomfortable whale-tale made by pulling a womans panties up from behind and firmly into her butt crack.

Rostov prostitutes demonstrate territorial disputes and intentions among rivals with the delivery of a Shipman Thong.

by the_jackalope March 20, 2009

granny thong

the act of rolling up a pair of worn granny panties to appear as a thong.

he wants to get it on but i dont wanna look like a loser wearing granny panties!

ill make a granny thong!
-rolls up-

by bigboob69 August 1, 2010

shit thong

To be scared enough to soil your undergarments.

when sheila saw the monster in the film she shit thong

by rod holder March 3, 2014