mystic tan

a mystic tan is a sunless-tanning booth where you get sprayed with a solution that produces a natural looking tan in seconds,and days later your tan will "oxidize" and you will be left with a natural looking tan that will last for days.

Marc: Where do I get mystic tan?
Betty: - Sunset tan on 48th!
Marc:Ding! Ding! Ding!
(0riginally from Ugly Betty S01E18)

by Phoebetiger August 17, 2007

Smoker's Tan

The tan you get nowadays from being forced to go outside and smoke everywhere you go.

Check out my deep dark smoker's tan.

by jrob20/20 May 1, 2010

transit tan

a tan you gain while driving a transit van

when on the vinylresin.tk tour they gained a transit tan

by Vicky May 23, 2004

Martian Tan

Coined on the "Bob & Tom Show". A sexual position when someone has a baby on your face.

Guy 1: Dude, I had the best time last night with Jenny.
Guy 2: Anything interesting happen...?
Guy 1: Yeah, she gave me a Martian Tan.
Guy 2: NICE!!!

by Mr. McGoobers May 10, 2009

Man tan

A word used by men wishing to explain that they are not gay, feminine or black-wannabe though they are tanned

Man 1: Man, look at you, youre like a fag!
Man 2: Naaah, its a man tan, see?
Man 1: Oooh, nice!

by Kai Robert February 27, 2007

Ah tan

discipline master hu seems to strike fear in the hearts of students in Serangoon Garden.

various forms of torturous punishments like apolo turn, and the cock steaming cane. (where he wld let the guys watch porn and when it is straight, he wld whack it so hard u wish u nv had a dick)

"I have a prefect hu live in Jurong and he is never late for school!"

"George come here! Do the appolo turn now!"

by Tristan April 26, 2005

Fan of Tan

Primarily UK Slang for a girl or Size Queen (referring to the fan in the definition) who prefers larger cocks of tan color and who absolutely doesn't go for small white ones. The tan color refers to mixed race men. The fan doesn't go for the darker black men (well at least not yet).

Girl #1: Did you see how that blondie eyed up the place looking for some steaming hot mocha latte?

Girl #2: She skimmed right over the white-as-ghosts guys.

Girl #1: There is a Lenny Kravitz lookalike over there.

Girl #2: She's got a bead on him.

Girl #1: She's a shameless fan of tan.

by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2010