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Sweden

A quite big piece of land, not so far from Denmark

Sweds (or whatever you call them) ain't nothing but blondes and faggots.

Since the dawn of civilizaition, they haven' been anything but some bloody cowards, who run and scream like a little girl, if as much as think war.

They have always been trying really hard to look like it's neigbours Denmark, Norway and Finland, but it as you can see, it haven't really ever been much of a success.
I shagged a girl from Sweden, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt, not to mention chlamydia.
by iNielsen December 31, 2008
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swede

A wog with a shitty riced up car like an Excel with a drift wing or a GX Imprezza with a WRX bonnet.
Look at that fuckin' swede with his STi shopping trolley. I bet he lives in Sydney
by drew christx May 4, 2005
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Shege

When someone is absolutely ruined by a clap back in an argument.
Nathan:That’s why your parents don’t love you

Ikem:Shege!!
by Mekpo April 10, 2021
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Sweden

The worst country in the world. Full of lazy, racist, homosexual communists. The women reek of their pickled herring rotten pussies and the men stank of ass droppings on their penises. Bathing is optional and usually discouraged. Tootbrushes have yet to be introduced.
Guy 1: Hey, my ass hurts.
Guy 2: Were you in Sweden yesterday?
by USA-A-OK March 24, 2010
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Sweden

A country neighbouring Norway, Denmark and Finland.

Sweden is mostly known for its drunk citizens wandering around in the streets of Helsingør (Elsingore) and Copenhagen buying so much alcohol from Denmark, that even if the Danish economys only revenue was from Sweden, the Danish economy would still make it to top 10 of the strongest economies in the world!
Sweden - drunk people!
by FreddyTheGreat May 23, 2009
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Sieger-san

1) More repulsive the Dirty Sanchez or a Rusty Trombone. It involves a piece of Tofurkey Jerky ( turkey flavored tofu)in your butt while you run the Cincinnati Flying Pig Marathon.
Q: What did you do this weekend?
A: I pulled a Sieger-san. You can read about it on my blog.
by Nolo the Holo July 24, 2007
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Segev

Segev is a person who alawys fight with his friends he keeps on lying to them at every point of his life.
people don't like segev.
Wow,why you speak like that you sound like Segev
by joecakemama November 21, 2021
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