Sweden

A quite big piece of land, not so far from Denmark

Sweds (or whatever you call them) ain't nothing but blondes and faggots.

Since the dawn of civilizaition, they haven' been anything but some bloody cowards, who run and scream like a little girl, if as much as think war.

They have always been trying really hard to look like it's neigbours Denmark, Norway and Finland, but it as you can see, it haven't really ever been much of a success.
I shagged a girl from Sweden, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt, not to mention chlamydia.
by iNielsen December 30, 2008
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