Hell dude, I waited till my girl fell asleep then I licked my own cum from the corner of her mouth. Does that make me a spackle burgler?
by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018
Get the Spackle burgler mug.Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?
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Get the Shacklebreath mug.I was out drinking all night long, and was looking forward to feasting on a box of Ding Dongs when I got home, but my fat-ass Corgi ate the entire box, and now I am snackless.
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