Razoom's definitions

Whorecatcher

A floating bar offering music, blended drinks, liquor, and coke to women (and men) of questionable character -- typically located on a remote island with a white sand beach.

Lets head down to the beach and see what the Whorecatcher has landed today. Remember, 'just the tip' is encouraged.

by Razoom November 28, 2018

Whorewegian

A whore of Norwegian descent

Last time I was in Norway, fucking chick wanted me to pay for dinner AND drinks. Fucking Whorewegian!!!

by Razoom November 28, 2018

Snackless

The state of being famished without the immediate satisfaction of a snack.

I was out drinking all night long, and was looking forward to feasting on a box of Ding Dongs when I got home, but my fat-ass Corgi ate the entire box, and now I am snackless.

by Razoom November 28, 2018

Drinklish

The result of mixing too much alcohol with the English language

Damn....how much Stoli did you drink? I can’t understand a god damn word you’re saying….you’re speaking Drinklish, man !!!

by Razoom December 24, 2018