Gert Smulders

Gert Smulders, also known as sikke van der veer, was a elderly pornagraphic actor from Denmark. He has starred in many famous pornos such as "Old and Young." He tends to be having sexual intercourse with younger woman. His broken English and terrible acting really sets him apart from the other elderly porn stars.

"Man I watched some of Gert Smulders porn last night, jeez, I was terrified yet laughing my ass off."

by Victim of a Filthy Tandberg August 5, 2016

Samulipistätriplajuustolla Tupsu Tupee Väänänen-Väänänen

1. a huge penis

1. He has a Samulipistätriplajuustolla Tupsu Tupee Väänänen-Väänänen so big, that he gives even John Holmes a run for his money

by Hullu_ukko November 28, 2010

yandere simulator fan

they are idiots who usually have 0 brain cells, want to commit die

"Hey dude I like yandere simulator, so that means I am a yandere simulator fan"

by Melon_fox December 3, 2020

flight simulater

The most time boring game ever but still fun if you want to be a pilot

I flew a 737-000 in flight simulater to LAX and it took 3 hours but when I landed I crashed. What a ****ing waste of time.

by localasshole August 14, 2006

simulpiss

Simulpiss (v.) - pronounced sigh-mul-piss, like simulcast; the act of two or more people urinating in a toilet at the same time, often due to social situations involving overpopulation and consumption of adult beverages coupled with inadequate facilities. This act is most often performed by two men or a man and a woman.

-"Damn is this the line for the bathroom? I can barely hold it any longer!"
-"Its cool girl, just slide back a little farther on the toilet and we'll simulpiss."

by FoxyManStud February 9, 2009

Simultype

Simultype is the act of typing a line of dialogue in a chat room or text chain at the same time another person is typing, creating two different conversations, each based off of the same original message.

Alice: I had a black cat once
Bob: I don't like cats
Alice: I like black
Bob: Simultype

by Jack Asher February 1, 2014

Simulated Hunt

When you hunt something down without hurting it; akin to raising a child.

Guy 1: “Hey how’s your mother doing?”

Guy 2: “Fine, now that I’ve performed a simulated hunt on that beast.”

by grammarpolice_# April 12, 2022