stump eater

One who only eats the base or "stump" of a muffin

Danielle is a stump eater.

by Mojo Inc August 4, 2007

Stump

Short dick that looks like a shrunken worm

The stump is so small

by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020

Stumping

When you use a stoma for sexual gratification .

Gary enjoys stumping over traditional intercourse .

by Slackmasterflx June 13, 2023

Redwood Stump

A redwood stump is a severed penis, to which, looks like, a bleeding wooden tree stump, thus it's name.

Ew, I bet that guy has a redwood stump!

by thecutsaregettingdeeper October 15, 2015

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Stump fucker

An imaginary critter then will bite you and cause sleepiness

I walked into the living room and my 3 roommates were all asleep. The stump fucker must have come through.

by Puddlechick June 29, 2021

Stump bumping

When a man inserts a chard or meth into his penis for a rock hard erection.

J loves to stump bumping before masterbating

by V193 September 27, 2020