split-streaming

When a guy's piss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.

"Shit man I may be jerking it off too much." "Oh? How so?" Dude I've started split-streaming when going to the bathroom." Nah dude you cool, just don't do it for a couple days and you'll be fine!"

by G_O July 9, 2017

Streaming a nut in her box

The act of ejaculating (e.g. 'nutting', usually sans condom) in a chicks vagina (e.g. 'box').

"Dude, what happened with that hottie last nite?"

"Well, I was streaming a nut in her box when the doorbell rang."

by NikonMan February 8, 2009

playing islands in the stream

The female act of masturbation with the use of water i.e. a massaaging shower head or other device/method which allows the water to induce climax by clitoral stimulation.

I heard you moaning in the shower, were you in there playing islands in the stream again?

by houston jc August 18, 2009

Silent Stream

When a peer or peers are using your shower, inserting your penis between the shower curtains and urinating on them. The warmth of the urine matches the warmth of the water from the shower, and the culprit remains undetected. Does not work if the target is taking a cold shower.

Zach and Liz were in the shower so long, probably fucking, so I opened up the curtains and gave them a silent stream.

by Mttioceme March 15, 2010

Valley Stream

A meduim sized town, that many express as being 'the hood' or 'ghetto' Small and boring, the teenagers love to complain.

I got shot in valley stream

by KristenRobertsxxxx August 2, 2008

streaming

The act of drinking champagne from the slit of a woman's vagina.

I just had the best champagne yesterday, candy just poured it down her pussy and told me to stream her!

Fred: Maya, what do we have to drink?
Maya: we have some champagne. Do you want to stream me?
Fred: Sure, it's been a while since we tried streaming.

by sevenDeathlysins August 28, 2011

stream rider

Somebody who lives their life doing everything they see in the mainstream media. Whether it's tanning and shacking up like the people on Jersey Shore or Facebooking tweets and Tweeting Facebook posts, these people live inside the box.

Stream riders are often given this title by morose, ill-mannered hipsters who refuse to "conform to society's norms", while ironically they all wear the same type of shirt found at a shirt swap making 80's era references, smoking constantly and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon and living off their parents' money, contributing nothing to society.

Female Stream Rider: Hey girl, you totally gotta check the new J Biebs single!

Female Hipster: You are such a stream rider. I gotta blog about this while taking numerous pictures of myself with my Polaroid.

by McDougles February 27, 2011