not carved in stone

not having permanent consequences

Calm down. It's not the end of the world. Your career choice is not carved in stone because you didn't make it when you were in third grade.

by Light Joker December 14, 2005

Atlas Stone

A large perfectly round concrete stone used for strongman competitions, often weighing between 200-400 lbs.
The Atlas Stone lifting is a common event in the WSM competition.

It is done by lifting the stone from the ground onto a platform.
It requires great skill to lift.

Jón Páll Sigmarsson lifted the Atlas Stone like nobody else!

The Atlas Stone lift is the most popular event in WSM.

by FAROEVIKING May 18, 2010

Stoned as a Kite

Being so high you're sentences don't make any logical sense.

Guy 1: Do you want to go to Walmart?
Guy 2: We can't. The Walmart Baggage Claim won't recognize me as a valid soldier.
Guy 1: Dude you're stoned as a kite right now.

by Knight Phantom January 19, 2014

stone macdonaling

The act of burger procurement via the window of giving and recieving, around the corner from the talking wall of all knowing, all while in the viscinity of Southern Europe aka under las influenzias de mota/afterspice.

The big fat clown of minnesota will crush your hood using his gargantuan stomping boots, if you attempt to go from the talking wall of all knowing to the window of giving and recieving, while stone macdonaling in reverse. Afterwards, the Ped King will feast on your remains.

by ellsworthtoohey August 25, 2011

Profoundly Stoned

To be so wrecked that you are unable to weigh in with words of confidence when battling an alien invasion

I would love to offer some words of wisdom but i am too profoundly stoned

by sgtkm July 9, 2011

roll in the stones

An action necessary when a female's vagina is so stretched that you must also insert your balls to fill her.

Janet's twat was so cavernous, i was compelled to roll in the stones to satisfy her.

by HawkeyeBigDog August 17, 2017

Stone Sour

Kickass heavy metal band with the lead singer from Slipknot.

Can also be referred to as a Molotov cocktail made up of 1 part whiskey, a splash of orange juice and sour mix.

A: Oi man i saw Stone Sour the other night they kicked ass!
B: Well had a Stone Sour so fuck you!

by Sharky October 27, 2004