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Starbuck's 

A coffee place that will charge you $10 for a fucking cup of coffee. And they're not fooling me! I know that a large is a small. Dumb homos.
They spoke out against the war because they think they're cool. THEY SHOULD BURN IN HELL
Starbuck's? Fuck Starbuck's! DUNKIN DONUTS IS THE RULA!
Starbuck's by BiggyJee December 30, 2004
A shitty "coffee shop" for people who don't really enjoy coffee, but would like to have the sterotypical image of a sophisticated coffee drinker.

More of the quarrell with Starbucks should not be in the fact that their customers are pathetic douchebags(thats a given) but that they dont even sell coffee.

A true coffee drinker owns a normal no-frills Mr.Coffee brewer, and purchases their own bag of beans or grounds to brew at home. The price of entire bag of decent coffee grounds from the grocery store is nearly the same price as one shitty drink at Starbucks. 98% of the drinks on the menu at Starbucks do not even contain coffee. Instead, the menu is filled with overpriced sugary teeth-rotting cold milkshakes that are given retarted names such as frappacino, mochachino, bananacino, etc. Their lates` and cappucinos are just cups of hot milk. Ask for another shot of espresso and you will be charged. Starbucks is a sham.
Me: hi, can I get a cup of regular drip coffee please?

Starbucks employee: Excuse me, what? This is Starbucks. We dont serve that here.
Starbucks by JukeJointJezebel July 13, 2006
A barista shoppe that advertises a shot of espresso added to cups and cups of milk smothered in whipped cream and (insert flavor here) sauce as a legitimate coffee beverage. Calling yourself a coffee nerd while drinking Starbucks is the equivalent of calling yourself a beer nerd while drinking Budweiser. For some reason, this shop has been demonized by the alternative culture for being "corporate" and yet I see these same kinds of people ordering venti iced Caramel Macchiatos for themselves and their mothers the very next day.
Alt dude: Don't go to Starbucks! Starbucks is part of "the man's" attempt to enslave mankind!
Me: Alright...

((((the next day))))
Alt dude: I'd like a venti double shot raspberry green tea coffee with whipped cream. Oh, and lemme get one of those strange chocolate brownies over there!
Starbucks clerk: That'll be $13.94.
Me: CAUGHT YA!
Starbucks by Treima May 17, 2006
The end of the world
starbucks by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Starbuckin 

Spending too much money on shit I could have made myself or got it somewhere else for cheaper! aka "ripped off"
"I've been Starbuckin' it lately, I could have put a down payment on a motorcycle with all of the money I've been spending eating out lately"

"I got Starbucked on that TV at Best Buy today"
Starbuckin by akgirlt April 10, 2013
Where white girls go..
I'm going to get a frap at Starbucks, but first let me take a selfie
Starbucks by LovelyGrumpGirl July 22, 2014