5 staples in my head

A really, really, really bad hangover.

Man, I woke up this morning with 5 staples in my head.

by ymscih December 16, 2008

Stanley

A persistently annoying person. One who strives to succeed, and believes they will achieve success by being a douche.

Man, stop being a stanley, you're turning this party into a sausage fest.

by Dead Orchid January 5, 2011

Staplehurst

A person with (if male) a large penis, (or if female) a total bitch.

Oh you can tell he's a Staplehurst.
Ye you can also tell that she's a Staplehurst, lets walk away before she sees us

by orkhive October 24, 2009

Staple Gun

The term used by guys when describing to their friend how they were brutally rejected by a girl they just spent a lot of money on.

Note: Most guys that get staple gunned have very bad taste in WHAT to spend that money on.

Dude! I can't believe it! I take her out the WWF final match, and she staple guns me in front of everyone! I... I feel so betrayed!

by TheEyes629 October 19, 2010

stanley

the feeling of immense tiredness and fatigue

person 1: damn girl those are some saggy eye bags you got

person 2: I'm just mad stanley today. only got 2 hours of sleep last night

person 1: yah g I feel you, i been feeling mad stanley these past few days too

by melanatedman69creamerboy April 17, 2022

Stafford Tower Staplegun

When having intercourse one must repeatedly throw assorted kitchen instruments and rotten food stuffs towards the woman

I gave her a stafford tower staplegun, she loved it,

by Tetley12 October 26, 2011

stanley

Short for "Stanley knife".

"You flash cockney bastards - YOU KNOW STANLEY"? (quote from Football Factory)

by neglesaks.dk July 15, 2008