squirrel's ass 

The hair style on a female that is short in the back and spiked, looks like a bomb went off in a squirrels ass.

That squirrel's ass looks like shit on her.

squirrel's ass by Todd Newberry August 4, 2006

squirrel bar 

A bar that lonely/depressed failures in life go to, to drink and forget about life. Sometimes to meet or hook up other loners as well.

I'm going to the squirrel bar on Friday night after work because I got no where else to be, no where else to go.

squirrel bar by duc_star November 24, 2006

squirrel clock 

The best damn thing ever. These precious little beauties may seem annoying with a nut every hour, but trust me, they're hot.

No example needed. Squirrel clocks rock.

squirrel clock by Kalollypops October 29, 2008

Squirrel Tits 

The word used to describe a females (usually larger) breasts when she keeps a lot of stuff in her tits, almost like a pocket or a secondary purse. Objects have a tendency to disappear in squirrel tits until they resurface later.

"Damn, look at Jess! Girl just pulled out her phone, her money, and her pencil! Who knows what else shes got in there! Shes got squirrel tits."

Squirrel Tits by Gottaluvme42 September 24, 2014

squirrel pussy 

Small female sexual organ in which the engaging male partner has difficulty performing normal quaitus due to its unnormal size. Often resulting in large amounts of lube and occasionally the male subject being slapped during initial stretching phase.

"Man it took me like 10 mins to get the tip in she had some squirrel pussy"

squirrel pussy by shooty October 11, 2014

Squirrel Cheeks 

During a sexual act ejaculate into a woman's mouth. Immediately after ejaculating use your hand to cover her mouth restricting her from spitting. The reaction of not wanting to swallow the man juice will result in her cheeks swelling up like a squirrel.

She wouldn't swallow... so I gave her "squirrel cheeks"

Squirrel Cheeks by Tha Muzza December 20, 2006

squirrel-job 

The act of a man or woman letting a squirrel run around on his or her genitalia, in order for that person to get off...

"Let's go obtain an awesome fucking squirrel so we can get a most excellent squirrel-job."

"Dude how long has it been since we've had a squirrel-job?"

squirrel-job by The bogester, Herbert Bonabanger January 19, 2006