the lemon squeeze

When someone inserts the index and middle finger in the vagina, then inserts the thumb in the anus. Then you squeeze the taint together like a lemon

I gave her the lemon squeeze
Fingermasturbate

by Rob 409 September 25, 2016

Squeeze the Cat

Having to use go to the bathroom. Number 1 or 2.

Dan had to make a pitstop on the way to his meeting, so he could Squeeze the Cat.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

squeeze your butt cheeks

An expression to replace "say cheese" when taking a photo of an unwilling/unsmiling subject.

Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.

Photographer: "say cheese!"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"

by Pandora25 December 18, 2009

squeeze

to fire a weapon, specifically a handgun

"Some shit pops off we squeeze each one they gonna think it's machine guns" - Eminem

by Langr December 30, 2005

squeeze my head

Taking a shit

I'm just off to squeeze my head for 5 minutes!

by Broadband2 October 17, 2013

weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

nut squeezer

n. someone or something that constantly fucks people over or causes them trouble.

n. a troubling situation.

v. to fuck someone over (Technically called "to nut squeeze". Past tense "nut squeezed" )

1) "Jordan is a nut squeezer!"

2) "Man, I have a 5 page essay to write by next period, this is a real nut squeezer."

3) "Jordan really nut squeezed me last night when he told the cops where I live."

by Jim Domeyer October 7, 2007