squagmeyer

When 2 of your friends engage in sexual contact, when you are the only other one in the area, which is usually extremely awkward.

Patty and Tim engaged in squagmeyer.

by spatch88 April 30, 2007

squashy as

Someone who goes by the name of Spandex.

Don't worry spandex! Ex lax will keep this a secret...

"I ain't no squashy as! You be a squashy as!"

by Squashy As April 6, 2008

squashua lettuce

a person who smiles alot and is fat who thinks hes very smart but hes not that smart and for some reason woman love his cabbage patch

guy:damn did you see that (squashua lettuce)

Freeman: yea he sure isnt smart

chris:yea and hes always happy for some reason. whats he smiling aboot?

guy: yea thats a (squashua lettuce) for yea

chick:yea but what about his wanton tickle montser?

by XIkrauserIX May 19, 2010

Squathering

When a woman goes to a public toilet and doesn't want to sit on the toilet lid, so is forced to squat and hover, in other words squathering.

I really need a wee but the toilet is gross so I guess I will have to go squathering.

by Pebblesrock December 23, 2010

Squashling

The word used to define a young child, or teenager. Essentially, someone younger than yourself but under the age of 18.

How was the little squashling today?

by lewNandy January 23, 2011

Squashbangle

To Squashbangle is to teabag sombody with such force to break the sound barreir and go faster than the speed of light making you invincible ultimatlly killing your opponent or giving them really bad injuries with no trace of evedince. Do not try this at home. Waring to do this properly you have eat alot before trying this.

The Squashbangler, Squashbangled so fast that he was invincible. He had learnt how to Squashbangle three years ago.

by lukabluebuddy June 19, 2011

squashaphobia

fear of squash (the vegtable, not the sport)

I got squashaphobia after i had a squash overdose

by Ninja of aweosmeness September 19, 2011