Sparta

"...The Mars Volta, who do weird prog-shit and only have fans cos they're too scared to admit that they're listening to them simply to be cool."

You're an idiot.

Sparta are pretty good (Collapse is one of my favourite ever songs) but they fall so short of The Mars Volta's brilliance that is must be embarrasing for them.

"Hey whats that your listening to? Sounds kinda like Blink 182 doing ATD-I covers."
"Yeah, its Sparta. And by the way, The Mars Volta are gay."
"k."

by atthedrive-inforever January 24, 2005

Sparta

Sparta is home to some of the most spoiled brats ever. The "poor" people in Sparta aren't even poor. They all get what they want because their parents are loaded and live in huge houses. Most of them take the money their parents give them and go buy alcohol or drugs with it. This town has nothing to do in it other than to drink and do drugs, which is why all the kids are fuck ups. Their high school is piece of shit which is now being remodeled and is the most expensive school remodel in NJ, a whole $71 Million dollars. Next time you go to town look around CVS or Dunkin Donuts and you will see people doing drugs or drinking. Our middle schoolers are a disgrace, pretty much all of them are whores or are whore wannabee’s. However, Sparta is very good at sports and that’s why half the people move here, if your thinking of moving to Sparta don't! It will be a decision you will regret forever.

Person 1: Wanna go and see a movie?
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Sparta Theater.
Person 2: EW no I frekin hate Sparta!Let's go to Rockaway.

by you don"t need to know 265738 April 13, 2009

Sprat

Sprat meens to short change someone

Spraty is sumone hu duz it all da time

1) Arrr e sprat me innit doh
2) Dnt sprat me i wnt all me chnge bak lyk

by Callum Quigley April 1, 2007

Spartan Sex

The act of a glorious post-kill tea-bag preformed in any of the halo game where both members are Spartans.

After sniping KillaJeezuz with a brilliant bounce-headshot, i seeked out his body and had causal Spartan Sex with it.

by Commander Lol July 7, 2008

Spartan

A player or supporter of Blyth Spartans, the North East's premier non-league football team (soccer for all you who believe that football involves wearing huge amounts of padding and armour and throwing the ball)

Blyth Spartans got to the 5th round of the FA Cup in 1978, a feat since equalled, but never beaten. Now in the "Conference North" , they are the highest placed team in the North east of England's non league pyramid.

Chants of "Harry Dunn's green and white army" and "we are Blyth, we are Blyth, we are Blyyyyyyth" often accompany the Spartan army in their travels around the country.

Local rivals include cock knockers Gateshead, who are supported by a bunch of wannabe mackems south of the River Tyne.

"Come on Spartans", "Hawaaaaaay Spartans" or just "Hawaaaaay Blyth"

by Dowager Duchess of Newsham October 2, 2006

Sparta

cute, good, something positive - based on the awesome movie 300, where Leonidas yells "THIS IS SPARTA!"

I'm really thirsty. Boba would be most sparta.

by tlee for three December 15, 2008

Sparta

Sparta a town in northern NJ that is home to rich white snobs. It is hated by other towns becuse the kids in it think they are the best and could do what ever they want. It has alot of drugs in it that all the kids buy by taking there parents money and the girls are total tramps. Sparta has about 5 minurities but evry one in the town thinks there gangstar or O.G. so if you can avoid sparta do it.

Boy 1 yo lets get high
Boy 2 yea but why
Boy 1 cause in sparta theres nothin better to do

by nick oldriscol January 15, 2008