tit-spooned

The act of inadvertently thrusting a spoon into the breast of a small humpback whale.

Why did Johanna have to get tit-spooned?!

by Babatunde Chichwa April 27, 2011

Knifey-Spooney

A stupid Australian game where everyone pulls out their knives to compare size (like Americans and dicks) and one person pulls out a spoon. The first person to call out the person with the spoon wins.

"Lets play knifey-spooney." Everyone pulls out their knives, except Steve, he pulls out a spoon.

"Those aren't knives, THIS is a knife," Steve says.
"No, that's a spoon," Alex points out.
"Well I guess you win," Steve pouts.

by Hyde.Jykl June 28, 2016

Get spooned

To be defeated, to be stepped on, to get cucked, rekt, murdered

ROFL x3, GET SPOONED, Carl!

by Femme boy November 1, 2020

iconic_spoopers

a baddie, someone who’s wife had died

“Omg I wish I was iconic_spoopers.” “I’m so sorry for your loss iconic_spoopers.”

by izaruru July 15, 2021

S553.Spooker of Towns

an incompetent sheep

S553.Spooker of Towns shills fo KG devs

by mods are on the pay roll January 3, 2023

trinity spoofer

A hardware-identification serialnumber spoofing tool that tends to have many delays and bugs

Sim: Releasing this May! May 30th.
Customers: Dude shut up, we know you're not releasing trinity spoofer buddy
Sirbot: Fr...

by skiddy065 December 20, 2025

Crinkle Heins Spooker

The man with the biggest Penis of all time. It's been calculated at a massive origin shifting 30ft wide and long, it's so big drags on the floor and causes earthquakes. Crinkle has yet too masturbate because his Penis is so ginormous and he can't reech it.

Is that crinkle Heins Spooker?
I want to suck him and make him rearrange my insides...

by Micah Angela July 30, 2022