Spooge McGee

A secret menu item served at (mostly) every restaurant in the United States. Consists of one Dildometer placed atop a vast ocean of sauce and cheese. Not to be confused with the Splooge McGee.

Caller: "'Hey, I'm calling to inquire about the rumoured 'Spooge McGee', would you happen to have this in stock?"'
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."

by d1Bootyrape September 8, 2025

Spooge

noun: male ejaculate, semen

verb: to ejaculate on

After a heavy session of self love in my bed, the sheets were covered with my spooge

by Ontilt_73 September 12, 2025

Spoogeball

The game you play with your lover, when, after sex, you throw the sponge-soaked tissues from cleaning up across the room to the trash can and try to score points for making it into the can.

Andre was off his game, but Ginger scored 2 points, with a final score of 2-0 for the evening’s Spoogeball game.

by HotMonster65 October 19, 2025

spoogletts

A wee Sploosh of cum!

My boyfriend left spoogletts all up in my vajayjay last night! And didn't even bother taking him home with him left him with me damn that mother fucker!

by anonymous November 10, 2025

Toaster Sploogel

A party game involving a group of males masturbating on an un-sauced Toaster Strudel in a race to ejaculate first, leaving the last man to climax, doomed to eat the flaky breakfast pastry loaded with the rest of the males seamen.

"Tony lost in Toaster Sploogel yesterday and his breath still smells like nut"

by Yeeetmaster March 23, 2019

Gooby Spooge

A word that can be used for anything. There is no meaning.

Nah he on that Gooby Spooge type shit.

by lilbigpp January 29, 2022