A variation of conalingus; a sexual act performed on a female typically predicated on fornication. However, the act ends abruptly and without completion or any further advances.
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A disturbing and gory video of a man diving off of a bridge and landing head first onto a rock. The man in the video died after his face was split into two sides and his skull, brain, and guts were visible.
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Me and Eric were totally splitting lumber last night...
Yea i know ive heard that Eric is a total slut i heard he did Pb and J with DAN!
Yea i know ive heard that Eric is a total slut i heard he did Pb and J with DAN!
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If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
If the act is performed correctly, the fuck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
"Hey Chris, Sherry was complaining all day at work that she was sore and could hardly walk...what did you do to her last night?"
"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
"Well, she was talking shit about how much cock she could handle last night, so I put her ass in the log splitter until she started spraying female ejaculate all over the place in an uncontrolled fuck quiver."
by Mr. North April 21, 2009
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I heard Drew Peterson gave all his wives Bolingbrook banana-splits and the ones who refused ended up dead or missing.
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