Splacing

The act of accidentally not putting a space in between words when texting or instant messaging.

Conversation via text :

Mike : and thenwe went out to thediner across town
Jeff : Dude, you're splacing
Mike : Whatis splacing?
Jeff : ...

by Anonymous mystery March 15, 2011

spafftacular

The best orgasm a man can have, as it is is both spectacular and ends in a lot off spaff everwhere, preferrably all over her box or tits...

Fucked yo sister last nite....man it was fuk'n spafftacular!

by imgonnafuckinhurtyou July 25, 2012

splaart

A homosexual attraction to a small child elephant.

We went to the zoo and I saw a splaart looking at an elephant.

by Mrmoron8me February 15, 2014

splackcident

(noun) an unfortunate incident that occurs when one unexpectedly and unintentionally ejaculates into his partners vagina, typically resulting in pregnancy.

"Dude I think I forgot to pull out last night!"

"Oh shit man you better go get some plan B after that splackcident."

by Dadaddy October 4, 2016

Spladoober

A term for ejaculate, much like splooge. Can be used as a noun or verb.

I spladoobered all over my floor.
Dude, she made me spladoober so hard last night.

by AnonPikmin October 3, 2016

Splacalicious

Something that looks so tasty it must be eaten. It can be used to describe any inanimate object.

That peach cobbler looks splacalicious.

by Miamicoupie January 1, 2017

spaffpout

A man who likes to eat another mans "Spaff" out of his wifes spasm chasm.

Often coincided with chastity, where a "mistress / wife" will get her "slave/husband" to clean up her toys mess

Oh I've heard about him, apparently he's a spaffpout, can't resist keeping the spaff out his pout, what a desperate way to make your missus happy

by Ainsey11 March 20, 2017