Special Snowflake

A person obnoxiously self-entitled and self-righteous based on their personal traits (e.g. gender, sexual or dietary preference). Special Snowlakes are widely known for deeming their own set of features superior to the uniform mass around them.

The term comes from the obvious fact, that every snowflake is unique in pattern, thus calling one of them special based on uniqueness is as senseless, as calling a person special for having a unique set of fingerprints.

A: As a femme boy I can have an opinion on women's clothing, and you can't! Have you ever worn a skirt?

B: Aaaaaaand... here we see a perfect exemplar of Special Snowflake species. Look at him feigning PTSD, opression and whatever!

by ZeroOfNil January 25, 2018

speciman

An outstanding individual of the male sex.

Alfred: Has the news reached you regarding Laurence's contribution to the Society for the Preservation of Monocular Fashion? He truly is a unique speciman!

Julie: I went to a pool party on Saturday, and I could not keep my eyes off of Nathan's muscular chest! I think I'm in love with that speciman.

by Timaster October 28, 2009

special pants

1)pants that have festive decorative value and thus make one happy 2)pants that increase one's mojo

for best results, pants should be worn on saturday night.

1)I've got my special pants with the little doggies on them :).
2)Hey Will...it's Saturday night. Are you wearing your special pants?

by natslice July 30, 2006

special olympics rerack

A beer pong formation in which a 3-2 formation (high-side either side) is formed. It is called special Olympics because it looks like the olympic rings turned sideways.

After we sink one more cup, we'll get a special olympics rerack.

by kontizle November 22, 2011

sedique special

when a women sticks her erect nipple in ones gaping anus.

hey beetch heres $15 now give me your best sedique special.....

by sedique August 25, 2011

perfect specimen

A human of extraordinary attractiveness. Key characteristics are body proportion, symmetry, moral fiber, a high level of functional fitness, and overall intelligence.

'Perfect' - in that nothing need be added or taken away; beauty derived from unity and wholeness.

'Specimen' - in that the individual has qualities, mannerisms, style or ways of thinking that others naturally notice and try to emulate

Contrary to popular belief, perfect specimens do not possess specific body types or facial features, etc - as this falsely implies that there is only one way of being perfect. (This is why combining Megan Fox's face, Kim Kardashian's breasts, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's legs would look unnatural - visually striking maybe, but not truly compelling)

Perfect specimens often inspire feelings of awe, intimacy, mesmerization, and love, or alternatively fear, jealousy, envy and hatred.

"There's just something about him...he's like a perfect specimen"

"She's got it all - looks, smarts, talent. What a perfect specimen!"

by neonpony September 30, 2014

Vermont Special

A sexual act of submerging one's swollen ball sack into a freshly tapped vat of 100% pure Vermont Maple Syrup and (while still retaining a firm erection) inserting the aforementioned syrup encrusted ballsack into your sexual partner's mouth. The partner (lying face up on the love-making surface of one's choosing) proceeds to caress the ball sack with their tongue making sure to feel every wrinkle on the sack and leaving no syrup behind. The ballsack is to be completely enveloped by the womans mouth and sucked on in a similar fashion to a lollipop. A maple blowjob is then given while wearing a Bernie Sanders mask.

My wife was so horny last night so I decided to show her the Vermont Special. Afterwords I found spiles in every maple tree in our neighborhood. She insisted on making her own maple syrup for the next time.

by Everybody Hurts May 8, 2018