Sponking

When one shit, sneezes, farts, and ejaculates in the same time

Yo me and my dad went sponking last night was fuckin lit my guy

by Sumo is cool May 17, 2019

lamb shanking

The entry of one's amputee limb into another's anal passage.

An amputee ramming another person up their marmite motorway with their stump. "Fancy a bit of lamb shanking?"

by #angrygrowler May 8, 2014

Shanking

To be nervous over a result of some sort.

Im total shanking here.

Shank my josh man.

by shankingwithexcitement January 27, 2009

Shanking

Willing to suck a penis for a Cup of Coffee....AKA Jack Norby

Jack's least favorite part of the coffee addiction is the constant shanking.

by UnknownTruth March 13, 2004

Slanking

Sleep wanking

I couldn't finish with this hot girl so I ended up slanking instead.

by Ajax9994 March 27, 2015

Skanking

The act of mutual masterbation whilst Skyping.

Chris: so how far have you got with this new chick Steve.

Steve: so far we've only been Skanking.

by The true man March 20, 2014

skanking

Seeking the nastiest hoe you can find to perform the vilest sex acts imaginable; many of them found here.

I'm bored and horny....what's say we go skanking downtown?

by Scott Frea September 19, 2006