skanky spanky

when you go around spanking random peoples (who you think look skanky) asses

i gave such a good skanky spanky to this realy hot granny last saterday

by vajoob February 17, 2010

slacky

a semi-erect penis

suggestive of a penis which has partially lost turgidity after cuming

That hole looks a bit small but maybe I could thumb in a slacky

by Christianaj April 16, 2007

Snacky Bitch

a person who snacks a lot, eats fast and sloppy, or snacks on other peoples things on a regular basis. "snacky bitch" can also more generally apply to a fat person.

that snacky bitch ate the last soft taco.

slow down on that pad thai, you're being a snacky bitch.

did you bring emergency potato chips? you snacky bitch.

by jay-emm-bee November 30, 2011

Keyboard Spackler

n. One who masterbates regularly at or in front of a personal computer.

n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewing internet pornography, hence spackling his keyboard with his man juice.

With all the internet porn available, Joe quickly became a chronic keyboard spackler.

by Gravy October 7, 2005

Wacky-Snacky

Quite simply, breast milk.

"Woman, will you give dat kid his wacky-snacky so I get git back to sleep?"

by PacificJohnny July 10, 2006

scrotum spackle

When your asshole is J-shaped and you go and take a gigantic shit in the Lab bathroom, and spray feces all over the rim and under the seat of the toilet. Then you go to pull your pants and realize that you have shit all over the back of your balls . Normally smells like a casino or home made protein shakes.

When I went to use the lab bathroom the other day, I looked down and there was shit all over the toilet. I knew that some old man was walking around with scrotum spackle. Al I know you shit all over the toilet and tried to blame it on me, AL. I knew it was you when I walked in there cause it smelled like a casino, Al.

by Jshapedasshole July 3, 2008

tacky smacky

when a male wips out his penis and ejaculates on the females face while she is sleeping and smacks her with his dick.

tom: SURPRISE BITCH. happy birf`day. it`s a tacky smacky
ellen: that was rude!

by Stew23 June 28, 2010