slumpititis

to suffer from extreme slumpness or to be very slump, its very common and can be spread through vaginal, anal, and oral sex. THERE IS NO CURE.

Skylar has slumpititis ;)

by whodatcreeper October 8, 2011

SlumpnDump

When one proceeds to black out, and IMMEDIATELY defecates all over their new couch.

I was hanging out with my friend, when suddenly, he "slumpndumped" with my parents in the living room.

by THE SlumpnDump August 19, 2013

stumpfounded

A cross between stumped and dumb founded

When she talks on the phone, sometimes she gets "stumpfounded"

by graphicdesigner2013 September 9, 2013

stumpfucker

Someone who is pursuing a person who is out of their league.

Oh she'll never go for him. He's a total stumpfucker.

by ceres May 13, 2014

slump can

during a long night of drinking, there is always that one dude blacked out on the couch. As his head swings back and forth and he mumbles about something he has gone full slumpcan

Example: " Colin drank a full bottle of Kamchatka and how he has gone slump can."

by slumpin November 6, 2014

Slump

Person who is somewhat sloutched... Looking a little lazy.

Alan was slump as fuck today!

by TTJames March 9, 2015

slump

To be completely out of energy or just feeling done with the day/week etc.
To relax and procrastinate all work.

"Man im done with this week, I just wanna slump"

by HiImChad April 4, 2015