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Slow slapper

A woman that when she hits someone, usually due to the size of the person, appears to be swinging slow but in fact, is coming at you at full speed.
Man that hurt. She must be a slow slapper because that came out of no where.
by Jeffrey D C January 11, 2008
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Slow Dump

To gradually break up with a person over a drawn out period of time because you aren't man/woman enough to just pull the trigger.
"Oh man, I feel really bad for Dara. I got a feelin' Paul's givin' her the slow dump!"
by Grace SF May 7, 2008
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Slow Flow Acachello

Used when living life at a slow, but productive pace. When everything is done smoothly, showing a unique sense of confidence and swagger; relates to the slow sound of a chello.
Person A: Yo, I woulda spazzed man. I don't know how you do it.

Person B: Nah, can't bug out, dude. Sometimes the best way is to just remain cool...slow flow acachello, baby.
by The Concept October 16, 2008
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Slow up the train man

Liz: At class today this boy told me he wanted to get my lovin. Guess what I said!
Kel: What did you do.
Liz: Slow up the train man. Take yo' nonsense, pack it in a suitcase, zip it and manage. Before I kick your booty to tune town. You can even manage the train tell yo crew your nonsense and they can believe what ever you tell them.
Kel: WTH did you just say.
Liz: What my momma would have said.
Kel; (lol) omg your something else
Liz: I know! Now, please let me have a snack woman.
by Wolfdg8mys0ul00lz December 1, 2009
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Slow Fat One

A slow fat one is what happens to a male inmate when he drinks to much hooch. Regardless of the actual size of the penis in question, the excessive hooch makes it difficult to FAP or to perform anal copulation.

Slow to climax. Fat because the penis will not stay erect, hence the fat/floppy semi erect penis.
I tried to do a little uphill gardening with my prison bitch but my "slow fat one" made it impossible.
by Thomas Bombadil February 20, 2011
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Slow Child Moment

When someone says something really freaking stupid/ridiculous in school and everyone around this person groans in disgust.
Teacher: Class, be sure to get to your testing sites by 8:00.
Dumb Student: Wait, so we still have to get to class on time?
*everyone else groans, teacher holds his head in shame*
Me: That was an outrageous Slow Child Moment. Kids, be sure to THINK before you speak or act, or you'll be labeled a slow child.
by Lonny B May 21, 2013
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slow-releaser

When you slow release a fart in a quiet room in hopes nobody hears it with the sense of paranoia and the smell is only thing left
Amanda: Hey Shane did you hear that

Shane: Hear what

Amanda: Oh nothing just doing a slow-releaser

Shane: The rooms quiet I didn't hear anything, ugh wtf is that smell

Amanda: Exactly
by lavajoes21 January 5, 2014
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