slong slapper

A person that gives a bad hand-job

That girl she as terrible. She is such a slong slapper

by Home's March 15, 2015

Sponge Knob Bare Spanks

The act of ejaculating into an everyday washing up sponge, place aside and wait for the acquired time to harden. The female then strips the male of their lower attire and proceeds to spank them with the now hardened mallet.

'Do anything good last night?'
'Met that bird for a drink...insisted on watching a bit of Sponge Knob Bare Spanks'
'Ah man, what a slag!'

by Little luxuries April 18, 2015

SpongeBobbed

The act of shoving a sponge up your girls vagina while having sex.

Gavin: I SpongeBobbed Mary last night!
Mason: Awesome man!

by LooooongDickStyle March 28, 2016

Shlonger

An abnormally large penis. Similar to a shlong, but even larger, hence the "er". Typically used in hyperbole, as shlong is generally sufficient to describe any penis, no matter the size.

Man, that dude Stephanie banged had a shlonger! That shit was like a third leg!

by AbradolfLincler May 15, 2016

slouger

pronounced (slew ga)
A cross between a slut and a couger
a female whos been around the block a few times with a younger man

Shes not just a couger shes a slouger

by hasamangina January 26, 2017

Sponge

1. someone who eats all your food, smokes all your weed, and takes all your shit.

Man, bailey is a total fucking sponge.

by Iifetime September 27, 2017

Spongebob

The best childhood tv show and the best character.

Mom: Whatcha watching honey?
Girl: Spongebob!
Mom: I loved that tv show as a kid. Good choice in shows honey

by yup.yip.yep.yea.yes July 3, 2019