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Sleeping Jesus

1. Inexpensive drug popular with youth consisting predominantly of acetaminophen (common pain reliever sold under the trade name Tylenol) and diphenhydramine (common antihistamine and sleep aid sold under the trade name Benadryl), but also containing a small amount (2-7%) of black tar heroin. Also known as cheese.

2. Individual either not paying attention to what they're doing or moving very slowly in performing some action.
1. "Hey man, try a hit of this Sleeping Jesus."

2. "I'd be there already if only sleeping Jesus here would stop driving 5 miles per hour and get going!"
by Consiglieri July 20, 2008
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Sleeping Dragon

When a person lights a fart on fire over someones nose while there sleeping.
Attempt the Sleeping Dragon when the time is right
by Fun Times in South Africa January 19, 2010
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Sleeping Houdini

When you and your wife/girlfriend are in bed and she is sleeping, you jerk-off and right before you cum, you wake up your wife/girlfriend and cum in her face
Man, I gave Cynthia a Sleeping Houdini last night!
by BIG G! November 5, 2007
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SleepingBear

1. A sleeping member of the Ursus family.

2. A writer of wonderful Ranma 1/2 fanfiction.
1. Look at that sleeping bear! Don't wake it up!

2. SleepingBear, that was a great fic! Write more, soon!
by FoxPaw November 17, 2004
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sleeping sneeker

A person who takes advantage of the fact someone has either fallen asleep or briefly passed out. The sleeping sneeker will usually take advantage by doing something sexual to the person without them knowing
Chris is at a party, the girl next to him has passed out due to to much alcohol, chris then takes advantage of the situation by sleeping his fingers down the girls pance and fingers her vagina. He is then forever known as the sleeping sneeker
by tempa E April 28, 2011
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sleeping beauty

to bust a hot load on your girlfriend's face/hair right before you break up with her or it's just plain gone sour....oh yea while she's sleeping!

Damn I thought I invented this term and it's definition...I did it myself to a stupid ass biiitch in '03
"The bitch said something.. I couldn't believe..so I gave the stupid ass cunt a sleeping beauty!"

kinda like the eazy e line
by eek zeke January 14, 2008
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Sleeping With the Fishes

A female version of the wet nap that is accomplished by rubbing her wet twat all over a guys pillow.
After a night of disappointing sex, Robin left him sleeping with the fishes.
by JJ Wu October 31, 2008
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