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Shits and jiggles

a revamped phrase from the old phrase shits and giggles

this one meaning that something you did was so un important, and completely without reason that you dont want your reasoning to make sense
bob- hey why did you kick that little kids ice cream out of his hand?

Jake- I dont know shits and jiggles?
by Dakotamaybe March 23, 2011
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shiverin shits

Severe diarrhea in a public restroom. Occurs after you eat at a nasty reseraunt who employs cooks that don't regularly wash their hands. After eating you barely have time to make it to a gas station restroom. Scared to touch your ass to the piss encrusted seat, you rely on your leg muscles to hold you up while on every exhale, a furious river of shit rushes out of your ass. Before your body has gotten rid of the bacteria consumed at the resteraunt your legs and abdominal muscles reach muscle failure and they tremble under the stress.
Sally: "Hey Bob, whats up?"

Bob: "Can't talk now, bitch. I gots the shiverin shits!"
by Passingthrough March 24, 2007
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Rope Shits

the feeling you get when you go to the restroom and it feels like some one is pulling a rope out of your asshole.
and it hurts really bad.
Bagley, i have a bad case of the Rope shits and it hurts, so don't touch me.
by ChristianBag October 8, 2009
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sky shits

a game in which oneself ballences ontop of a public toilet stall and drops a duece attempting to get it into the toilet. if one is very skilled in the game of sky shits one can drop a duece on an unsuspecting victom.
do you want to play "sky shits" in applebee's

ya man i wanna get a random person
by ZOM-B omnomnomnomnom May 4, 2011
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That shits for the birds

A way of saying yo I don’t fuck with that(something)
Person 1: man I hate racism, that shits for the birds

Person2: ya I don’t fuck with that
by dumbledorsanus January 31, 2022
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giggles and shits

It's all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits
by Forever alone August 30, 2016
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Two shits

by BMWGGANTMSFU February 4, 2010
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