Shiddly Shonkers

If something is so fucking mind blowing that you genuinely feel like your organs are going to combust.

Jim: Goddamn look at her ass

Craig: Shiddly Shonkers

by Definer69er February 15, 2020

Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008

shank dangler

A light but fine beating of the anal area.

'I gave that bloke a right good Shank Dangler'

by Rex Parkin April 12, 2012

Spine Shank

To quickly and repeatedly stab someone in the spine, most likely killing them.

I was playing CSS today and I spine shanked so mane noobs.

by Foobadoobadoo January 15, 2007

Morning Shank

To wake up with a massive erection. An alternate term for morning wood

Dick was amazed when he woke up and saw the size of his meaty morning shank

by Tommy Haze December 26, 2011

shanks

1. a knife..usually a flick knife

2. to steal something

3. to stab someone

1. ill draw for the shanks if you don't watch your mouth

2. did you see me shanks his fone??

by seny May 24, 2005

nob shank

an insult used to people who are a general annoyance

stop stealing my chips you little nob shank

by deathznow September 12, 2006