Stick Shift

When a girl is giving a guy a nice hand job and then at a random moment, she takes his dick and turns it to the left or right pulling on it.

Man, Ellen gave me hand yesterday and she did the best Stick Shift ever!

by Rory Taylor May 20, 2008

skin shift

Prolapse rectum skin that can transfer from the rectum to the penis to create penile elongation. Essentially it’s a back and forth slinky effect from rectum to penis.

Whenever I want an extra few inches, all I gotta do is skin shift my butthole into my penis.

by That Wench November 19, 2017

The king shift

When you're working a long shift that makes you want to cry but you stick through it because it will make your paycheck look tasty.

"Man I'm working the king shift today"
"So that mean we can't marathon lord of the rings at all then"

by Kingshiftboiiiii June 25, 2016

info shift

-transfer of information from outdated media ie: vhs, beta, cassete, to media du jour

dave was about to info shift, when cindy stopped by; ready to 'grind the poison' out of him!

by michael foolsley December 03, 2009

shifting out

You can not be bothered to move out of/off of something or a place.

"Man, I could not be arsed shifting out of bed this morning"

by Bananahannah February 02, 2015

suicide shift

when you get scheduled to work at your shitty job from opening to closing hours

Friend 1: yo, where's tommy?
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy

by androidlesbo April 24, 2015

hero shift

N. The hero shift is a shift worked at a retail store from before open to after closing time. This usually leads to a day long nap the next day.

Employee 1: Did you hear Rick is pulling a hero shift today?
Employee 2: he is either desperate for money, or hates himself and his sleep schedule.

by -_-nope September 10, 2017