'sher

Short for Kosher. New Hebrew street slang to enable a cooler vision of Torah schools. Made to sound like Sure, as in for sure.

Yo stensch. If it ain't 'sher, I ain't eaten' it.

by FactR October 8, 2007

top shelf

A top shelf magazine contains 'men's interest material', making it unsuitable for minors to look at and therefore it is put out of their reach on the top shelf in the newsagent.

"If you're looking for 'Shaven Asian Babes' you'll find it on the top shelf."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

top shelf

when u take off the top part of a toilet and shit in there.

dude go top shelf that shit.

by lkldjjsk June 30, 2004

Shefos (she-foes)

means "She Full Of Shit". Used to describe any woman that is user, abuser, player of men. Or can be used for any woman that is just no good and worthless.

My neighbor always has her hair and nails done but her kids stay dirty as hell. Shefos (she-foes).

A woman that dates a man for his money and then gets pregnant by him is Shefos.

by Manfat October 6, 2012

Elf on the Shelf

When the penis rests perfectly on a large pair of balls

Saw this guy on come out of the pool with an elf on the shelf.

by anonymous July 17, 2021

sharf

to shit and barf at the same time, a common symptom of the flu; a more crass version of shomit. A shart will sometimes preclude a sharf, so pray that a toilet is nearby.

"Homey, I have to lay off the Mexican food, especially the tequila shots. I spent all morning on the toilet sharfing my brains out!"

"Dude, you're a sharf monkey!"

"C'mon, don't make me laugh or I'll sharf all over you!"

by Johnny Blanco January 2, 2009

Sheffield United Fan

A scummy piggy bastard who is are jealous of his own rivals.

Person 1 - 'ur a right sheffield united fan aint ya!'

Person 2 - 'snort snort squeal'

by sheffieldlad July 23, 2011