shamboozled

Anyone who catches a card on the river to win a poker hand.

"You shamboozled me on the river!"

by vinnie favorito October 18, 2008

giga shamoo

A variation of Shamoo. Fat person, usually female, who is so fat that it seems to defy all known laws of physics that they can stand, walk, or breath without the world collapsing in on them due to the enormous gravitational pull they create.

Fuck what a giga shamoo that bitch is! What the fuck is she doing riding that moped!? Oh wait... its not a moped that's her fuckin flaps draggin'!

by Okin, Mij and Trauts July 29, 2005

Shampooing

Engaging in sex while shampooing your partner then Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Upon completion the man finishes in the womans ear and then proceeds to mushroom slap the woman being sure to leave a print.

I heard Candi and that Tranny Lizzie shampooing last night, and I saw the print to prove it! I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks...

by Alejandro Reyes August 16, 2011

Shampooed

Definition for drunk.

"Hey you getting shampooed tonight?"

by yum-yum October 11, 2008

shamboozle

the act of being bamboozled by shambo.

the alias of greg shambo.

damn!!! greg asked me to go check up stairs and when i came back he was gone with all the alcohol. i've been shamboozled

by shamboozle60 December 9, 2008

shampoop

Blue liquid used to clean a toilet bowl. Can also be called, toilet bowl cleaner, but that's boring.

Boy: "Mommy, what is that stuff called that you are using to clean the toilet?"

Mom: "Umm, toilet bowl cleaner?"

Boy: No. I think it's called SHAMPOOP.

by momof4boys August 19, 2012

Shamboozled

Getting yourself into a bad situation without even realizing it has happened.

She shamboozled me into cheating on my girlfriend.
or
The marines shamboozled me into meeting with them, and I didn't even know I told them I wanted to talk.

by Eric, TJ January 12, 2008