Jailhouse C-section

the stitches given to an inmates but hole after being screwed by another inmate.

Jim was in so much pain when he came out of jail. He had to get a Jailhouse C-section

by Ironman_1 November 3, 2012

Blue Section, Row 15

Codeword for forced facesitting used by travel agents, hotel concierges and corporate managers.

Manager: I need to see you in the conference room now. The agenda today is Blue Section, Row 15. An HR representative will NOT be there.

Concierge: The Producer's Circle seating for Cirque du Soleil is all sold out, but I've arrange to get you limited access to Blue Section, Row 15. I suggest you wear goggles and a respirator.

Travel agent: Oh, that flight is all booked up. I can put you on standby in the blue section, row 15. It's pretty cramped there, and there's a slight odor, but you will be served complimentary meatflaps.

by lallisabrumaniamamanamanamam November 10, 2010

Jailhouse C-section

While in jail, a maximus black D is inserted into the anus of the jail mate and tears the bottom of the anus to the testicular region and will require stitching.

Joe:"Yo Bubba raped my ass so bad that it tore and I had to get stitches."

Jeff:"Damn sounds like he gave you a Jailhouse C-section."

by TheLegendofAustin November 3, 2012

Natural-Selection

Sexually stimilating material used by Martigen

"Im gonna download some Natural-Selection and spend the night with a tub of butter" -Mart

by Mordain January 28, 2003

Sebastion

a fat fish of a person that will cheat on his beautiful girlfriend just for a fake girl with anger issues that will screw him to fill the hole of his depression, and it doesn’t work. he throws all of his friends away and in the end he has no girl but just hoes that are stupid and don’t know that they are trying to mess with an idiot. he also goes to the most bogator school ever

omg it’s sebastion the dick fish

by yo fav smartie April 2, 2020

Student Section

Section of students that yell and cheer for their team. Students will even taunt the opposing team. A student section is supposed to be loud and obnoxious.

That student section was awesome last night. They got in the other teams head.

by Nschutte24 November 16, 2017

sexcation

Sexcation: (1)total and absolute vacation FROM sex. To declare a time of celibacy.
(The word is often improperly used to describe vacation with lots of sex.)

I'm taking a sexcation from my loser boyfriend.

Anymore sexcation and I can become a nun.

by Delta Dawn August 9, 2007