what occurs right after the first ask if the first ask shot you down.
The second person you have lined up to ask to go out, do something, or invite to somewhere.
Not your first choice, but your second.
The second person you have lined up to ask to go out, do something, or invite to somewhere.
Not your first choice, but your second.
Jessica was my first ask to go skiing this weekend, but she was already busy so I had to resort to my second ask.
Yeah, John is my second ask for the Los Vegas Trip, but he's cute enough.
Don't worry if you can't come, you were my first ask, but I have a second lined up.
Yeah, John is my second ask for the Los Vegas Trip, but he's cute enough.
Don't worry if you can't come, you were my first ask, but I have a second lined up.
by Broombunny July 6, 2007

A person who enjoys intentionally ruining relationships especially marriages by seducing the male/female of the couple. Usually this person will only go after a non single person simply for the joy of ruining that persons happiness to benefit their own. Most of the time they will leave shortly after the relationship breaks up because that was their only goal.
"Man what happened with you and John I thought y'all were tight"
"We were but some Monica the second had to swoop in and snatch him up"
"We were but some Monica the second had to swoop in and snatch him up"
by That.one.chick.lee March 26, 2017

Another name for a stalker, or someone watching someone.
Usually used when someone is watching someone else. (Such as if they suspect them of cheating on them for exmaple.)
Usually used when someone is watching someone else. (Such as if they suspect them of cheating on them for exmaple.)
Person 1: Hey I hear your girlfriend has been seeing another girl.
Person 2: Tell her she going to have a second shadow from now on
Person 2: Tell her she going to have a second shadow from now on
by A15kk February 23, 2013

Second shift is the tedious parts of human existence that you must complete after you have already worked a full day. This includes food shopping, paying bills, laundry, cleaning, etc.
Them: Hey let's go hit the pub after work today.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.
by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021

"I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining."
"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
by SsurebreC August 1, 2012

by Claredestclaire June 18, 2020

(noun)
~ a person who repeats a joke because they thought others didn't hear it
~ someone who assumes that because people didn't laugh they didn't hear the joke they just told so have to need to repeat it
~ a person who repeats a joke because they thought others didn't hear it
~ someone who assumes that because people didn't laugh they didn't hear the joke they just told so have to need to repeat it
by YesssPLeasE February 24, 2009
