scrambled eggs

When you scoop out your partners eggs and you cum on them and mix it up to then eat it.

me and Martha made some scrambled eggs last night!

No way!

Yeah she let me scoop em right out!

by Marthas.big.juicy.eggs February 25, 2019

Scrambled

Cocky or arrogant. Over confident in ones one own abilities, status, or ego.

Joe, stop being scrambled. You are handsome but not that handsome.

by HappyKarmaKaze September 21, 2019

Scrambled egg

The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.

Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg

by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019

Scrumble of the Bumble

Ligit just bumble scrumble

Jake:wanna scrumble of the bumble?
Alexa:huh
Jake:You know bumble scrumble 😉

by youmaaaaaaaaisgay December 7, 2020

Scrumble dumble

When you have to take a pee break!🌝

*you get in your moms car*

Mom- where were you
You- sorry mom I was taking a scrumble dumble

by cheese nuggets April 13, 2021

scrambled_

yo mama

i am scrambled_ on youtube.com

by kanoabrink July 10, 2021

scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.

Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.

by bear shaver July 13, 2021