scoach

To steal with extreme stealth. More commonly spelled skoach. The act of theft.

Dawg, how did you scoach that entire 12-pack?

by Nugget75 May 28, 2006

scopious

Shit load of copious (abundant, often ridiculously)

All these high schoolers write with such scopious wording, I just have to give them F's, and I know they just go home, put on Simple Plan and cut themselves because of it.

by Disgruntled Goat 42 July 21, 2008

scooparound

When a girlfriend/wife gets pregnant against all logic as most if not all sexual activity has been concentrated around the ass area. The assumption is that she has scooped the sperm around to the front entrance from the rear in the hope of fertilizing her eggs

Man 1: "Hey guess what, my wife is pregnant!"

Man 2: "Really, congrats man that's awesome"

Man 1: "Yeah I don't know how that happened there must have been some leakage..."

Man 2: "Either that or she's done the scooparound"

by Judmeister May 5, 2010

Scoad

Jizz monster that skeets all over everything. Can usually be found in old run down movie theaters cumming on their popcorn or in the diet coke of the guy next to him.

Frat Boy1: Bro why does my beer taste salty and bleachy.
Frat Boy 2: Bro some scoad must've snuck into the party.

by Halfinchpunisher December 20, 2018

Scope

Thats enough, takin it too far.

Scope now, your're taking it too far

by JO1995 January 30, 2010

Scoping

The act of scrubbing ones nipples with a toothbrush like appendage while toothpaste is applied generously to your liking

While scoping Stan and his pals had a fresh time and robbed an abortion clinic of all the dead babies

by Mark twain November 3, 2013

Quick Scope

The act of using mouthwash to freshen breath; usually used to cover up smoking or consuming alcohol.

*two guys smoking*
Guy 1: Yo dude, you think our breath will stink?
Guy 2: Yeah dawg, let's go Quick Scope" in a minute.

by BulgariaMeat August 4, 2011