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Power Scissoring 

A more extreme version of regular scissoring which is a Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of scissors) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Also called tribadism, the practice has many colloquialisms. In some Central American countries it is called "making tortillas," and the Chinese refer to the act as "polishing mirrors".
When Christina and her crew aren't at the Bower getting destroyed on Geisha shots and raving to housey beats they are back at the spot power scissoring each other until either someone passes out or the sun comes up
Power Scissoring by Ran84 May 14, 2015
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velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors 

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.
holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!

poop scissors 

Much like but not to be confused with a form of spacedocking. when two homosexual men lay in a position similar to women having scissor sex and attempt to release feces,(turdildo) and direct it into the others anus.
Hey Eric!, last weekend when we did that poop scissors we made a huge mess in my truck..
poop scissors by deevon the dude January 14, 2011

Scissorbill 

Scissorbill is a type of person who is idiotic in ways that only that person can be.
She is being a real Scissorbill right now.
Scissorbill by David Shatner September 20, 2018

Grandma's Scissors

When two geriatric lesbians scissor with each other to a climactic release. Generally requires lubricant due to Desert Twat conditions.
Carla enjoyed working at the local assisted living facility until she walked in on a hot and heavy session of Grandma's Scissors down the east wing. The sound, smell and the sight of their slapping wrinkled skin was just too much.

Scissorfest

The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.

This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.
" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"

"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."

"Your a skank Jenna."
Scissorfest by Scissor Queen October 29, 2009

running with scissors

Doing something dangerous and reckless. Doing something forbidden due to the potential danger in it.
"You know your running with scissors acting like that, right ?"