OG Sammo

An Asian kid with a black mans dick and be fucking these white hoes.

Girl one: Hey have you seen OG Sammo's big dick

Girl Two: No but it heard is almost a foot long

Girl one: Wish me luck I'm getting it tonight

by Liltaebigdickdaddy June 1, 2018

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Inherited Salmon

When you get bitten by a salmon and inherit his genes becoming a half human half salmon hybrid.

“Holy shit Steven, are you okay?”

“Yes Gered. I just got bit by a salmon”
(Steven turns into an inherited salmon)
“Steven!! Youre an inherited salmon!

*fish noises*

by Gelatinous October 13, 2018

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An activity that involves positioning your hand between legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping hands rapidly between the thighs of the person, preferably someone who would not file a battery claim against you. This supposedly represents an Awkward Salmon struggling out of water.

It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.

Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.

Tito: What the F----?!? How's your classes going, DOUG?
Doug: So... Do you like weather?

Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!

Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '

Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA

Tito: .....

Doug: .....

Tito: .....

by dasflyinturtleesq November 12, 2018

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Bloody Salmon

When Toby eats out his girl Hailey and she climaxes so hard she bleeds

Damn Toby I saw you gave Hailey a big old bloody salmon last night

by Fishpussy2 May 13, 2019

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national samson day

national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!

“it’s national samson day! let’s go rob his house!!!”

by mamajillschicken March 21, 2021

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Sock-eye salmon

A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.

Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.

Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!

by Cliford Bauford III November 18, 2010

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