baylee samp

a penis that cannot cum.

my penis is baylee samp tonight i geuss i cant get u pregnant

by olive12345678900987654321 January 24, 2010

sampling

The history of sampling comes from African Americans who gave up on their cultural history on playing wonderful music and began to steal other people's music to claim it as there’s.

- The act of stealing music to claim as your own.

When people told him he was sampling good music, he got excited and considered himself a great producer.

by Pete Rock July 14, 2004

Whitman Sampler

A sample of chocolate candies that come in a varity pack, usually around Valentine's Day.

The adjective would be to us the term to describe a promiscious person.

She's been passed around so much, she's like a Whitman Sampler.

by Momotaro October 3, 2003

Maple Sampler

A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.

Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.

by Cdizzeley January 26, 2010

Sampler

When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.

I like that guy, maybe he could give me a sampler. -or- Lemme get a sampler.

by Christine Jeremy December 15, 2008

sampsattack

when you have george sampson overloads sometimes it turns into a sampsattack.

spudmuffin:OMG GSAMPS!
beefcake: *sampsattack*.
AHHHHHH.

by psamps January 27, 2009

sample sale remorse

the regret you feel after impulse shopping at a sample sale and realizing that you don't like anything you purchased.

"I can't believe I just spent $300 on this floral velvet dress. It's not even my size. What was I thinking? I'm having major sample sale remorse right now."

by adecasp January 15, 2011