smoodini

When a guy ditches his mates for a chick

Your mate gets a bit of smoo' n does the smoodini and vanishes

by leroy carvin April 5, 2008

Smooth oozer

Someone who constantly is oozing out smooth through every pore and orifice.

Leech Dogg: Man see that mother fucker there, wearing that fedora, suckin on a joint?

Willy Maverick: He is one fuckin smooth oozer!

Leech Dogg: Fuck oath, smooth is comin out everywhere.

by Badger Whipness January 21, 2009

smooshkin

When you're doing it in the missionary position and your sweaty chests bump together and make a fart noise.

"We wuz in our nudies and real serious, but a smooshkin broke the intensity and made us laugh"

by JiggaSlicedHimSelf July 27, 2009

smoorhs

reverse spelling of shrooms. A way to talk about mushies without people knowing

"Yo son we eatin smoorhs tonight?"
"Fuck yea man, i just got a bag of some of those purple smoorhs"

by accbfball October 5, 2011

Smoojze

When you have something on your face. This could be anything from facial hair, to food. If you notice someone with a little smoojze on their face, give them a light slap on both cheeks, alternating, while telling them "You have a little smoojze.".

"You got a little smoojze right there."

by ckw1992 January 2, 2014

Smoothwall

An evil tool made by Satan to stop little kids from watching porn.

Damn it! Smoothwall blocked it!!!!!!!

by meinspitzname March 11, 2016

smoonty

Smoonty is fucking great person to be around. The smoonties of the world are rare so cherish them.

Where is everyone? They're all hanging out with Smoonty!

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 30, 2017