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baby sitting

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them
there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night
by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010
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Shifting

"What's up?"

"I'm shifting some mandy"
by carpetting April 9, 2015
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sitting fat

riding the "gravy train", 'with the money tree', trust fund, 'golden child', magnetic personality, silky tongue, persuasive

money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
before i got 'bumped', (out the door!, fired, 'terminated') i was sitting fat!

john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!

i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
by michael foolsley May 15, 2011
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Sitting Bull

A true "Sitting Bull" will be not only as lazy as a hog, but will also be a whiner. This person will take every opportunity to sit down that they can, and will do all they can to get out of doing their fair share of the shared work.
Sometimes Joe is a real Sitting Bull, but not as bad as the original.
by me July 16, 2004
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Shifting Gears

The sensation associated with peeing after an orgasm. To "shift" the urethra from cum blasting mode to piss mode.
It took Carl a good five minutes standing over the toilet shifting gears after butt ramming Bruce so he could take a piss and wash the poop out of the tip of his dick.
by Anal Czar September 20, 2010
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mini sitting room

Normally located on the top floor of a house, it is where two bestfriends of the same sex can digit each other
Clifton lets go to the mini sitting room so you can put four fingers in my arse and noone will know.
by jfjfjghjghg December 18, 2008
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Taylor Swifting

1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.

2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.
Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"

Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."

Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."
by A_man_with_ears August 18, 2012
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